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itsthatbitchbrittany:

gdamnit florida, get yourself together.

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, In Fort Myers of the Day: The Burger King James Version of the Bible is by far the least literal translation.

[sirmitchell.]

The Burger King James Version of the Bible
I’M DYING 

(Source: sirmitchell)

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